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原帖由 yyman 于 2006-9-16 20:13 发表
看完了第一季后尝试着直接看第十季，果然还是不行。。。完全就是两部片子！厨师为何出走？老师为何女装化？最不能容忍还是配音完全换了啊！怨念－－－ ...
这个啊..说来话长
Garrison最早搞出Mr Hat和MrTwig时就有些像神经分裂的gay了..
在208的[summer sucks]里心理医生问了他是不是gay
Psychiatrist: Are you gay?
Mr. Garrison:What?!
Psychiatrist: It\'s it\'suh it\'s just ag, it\'s just a question.
Mr. Garrison: Are you propositioning me?!
Psychiatrist: No.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I can tell you that I am 100% NOT GAY.
Psychiatrist: Well I, I believe you, uh Ibe- absolutely believe you.
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat, on the other hand…
Psychiatrist: Mr. Hat was gay?
Mr. Garrison: Sometimes he fantasizes about same-sex relations.
Psychiatrist: I see.
Mr. Garrison: Sometimes Mr. Hat liked to pretend he was in a sauna with Brett Favre, and a bottle of Thousand Island dressing.
Psychiatrist: That I did not need to know.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I\'m just sayin…
Psychiatrist: Mr. Garrison, I think that Mr. Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out. You see, it\'s it\'s you that\'s gay, but, but you\'re
in denial. So, you act out your gay persona, with a homosexual puppet. What do you think about that?
Mr. Garrison: I think you\'re the looney one in this room.
Psychiatrist: AaaaAAaaAaaaAagh
Mr. Garrison: Serves you right, you gay-bashing homo!
可惜啊.还没问完就挂了...
Garrison变性成女的是在901[Mr. Garrison\'s Fancy New Vagina]这一集里,为了和Slave结婚才变成女的.可惜的是....
Mrs. Garrison: Hello, Mr. Slave. [sets them down on the counter] Boy have I been busy. A woman\'s work is never done. [begins taking the groceries out of the bags] I got some tampons. I should be getting my period really soon. I hope I don\'t get too emotional and drive you crazy with my PMS. [walks over to Mr. Slave hiding something behind his back, and says seductively] Mr. Slave, I got somethin\' for us, too. [brings forth a red negligée] Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?
Mr. Slave: No thanks.
Mrs. Garrison: Nu- no thanks? Come on, Mr. Slave, I wanna try out my new snootch.
Mr. Slave: I can\'t believe you just went ahead and had that surgery without even asking me what I thought.
Mrs. Garrison: Well, I ASSUMED you supported me. It\'s still me; I just have a vagina instead of a penis.
Mr. Slave: But I\'m gay! I don\'t like vaginas!
Mrs. Garrison: Don\'t you even care that I was suffering? I wasn\'t happy the way I was!
Mr. Slave: It\'s great that you feel better, but you never stopped to think about how other people around you would feel!
Mrs. Garrison: Look, we can still be together. All you have to do is stop being gay!
Mr. Slave: How can you say that?! You\'re gay too!
Mrs. Garrison: I\'m not gay! I\'m a woman!
Mr. Slave: Oh, Jezuth Christh!
Mrs. Garrison: Oh, so is that it?! You\'re just gonna walk out?! You men are all alike! Go ahead and find somebody who doesn\'t have a vagina, you fag!
Garrison想变回来,可他的ball让Kyle装在了腿上,打篮球的时候又给ball给弄暴了.他就只有当女人了..
关于chef..
说起来chef的配音也离开了呢... |
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