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1. microsoft 2682 up, 494 down
Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company. See also Bill Gates; Windows
Fucking shit Microsoft programs
by Alien Entity Sep 22, 2002 share this
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2. microsoft 1193 up, 226 down
See World Domination
by Matt Mar 14, 2003 share this
3. Microsoft 1097 up, 282 down
A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.
Josh: \"I\'ll just get on with some work...\"
Microsoft Paperclip: \"Hello!\"
Josh: *I\'ll just ignore him, and he\'ll go away*.... *starts to type*
Microsoft Paperclip: \"Do you want to write a letter?\"
Josh: \"No.\"
Microsoft Paperclip: \"Okay, do you need some help with that?\"
Josh: \"NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!\"
*clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*
... 2 minutes pass ...
Microsoft Paperclip: \"Hello!\"
microsoft paperclip microsoft word office assistant
by RICCARD Oct 9, 2005 share this
4. Microsoft 693 up, 256 down
An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.
Me: *sleeping*
Bill Gates: I\'ll just take this disk... *yoink*
Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing McDonald to kick you in the nuts!
Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I\'ll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Cheap B******!
by sum-dude Mar 21, 2005 share this
5. microsoft 456 up, 158 down
A company most famous for its satirical \"operating system,\" Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.
And why shouldn\'t spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!
by Lenard DeWayne Jackson Aug 7, 2005 share this
6. microsoft 396 up, 213 down
The bane of civilization
Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.
by Shawn E. May 2, 2003 share this
7. Microsoft 354 up, 188 down
An inferior product that is out to rule the world.
Microsoft\'s plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.
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1. dell 1052 up, 218 down
A term to describe being ripped off.
Dude, you\'ve got a Dell!
by Andrey Feb 12, 2005 share this
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Exploding Dell Laptop
2. dell 486 up, 191 down
1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn\'t actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart
Dells don\'t work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!
1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it\'s actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I\'m so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don\'t care
by awex Jan 6, 2004 share this
3. Dell 363 up, 115 down
A computer manufacturer, just like Compaq, HP, Emachines, Packard Bell, Micron...
I called Dell for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but they still had parts in stock for my 10-year-old Optiplex.
I called HP for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, and he told me they don\'t support or have parts for my computer anymore, even though it\'s only 6 months old.
I called Compaq for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but I finally found out it was the same guy I was talking to at HP.
I called Emachines for tech support and I don\'t know where the phone rang, and I don\'t think the guy on the other end did either.
I called Packard Bell for support and found out that they don\'t do business in the United States any more. Well, I needed a new boat anchor anyway.
I called Micron for tech support and the phone rang at an ice cream shop in Peoria.
I called the largest electronics outsourcers in Malaysia and China, and found out that they make all the parts for all the computers of all brands.
Don\'t like your Dell? Don\'t blame your neighbor for the bad parts. They took away his job and gave it to some poor guy in India for 20 rupees a week. Do you really expect someone who\'s making 15 cents an hour to give a shit about what he\'s building?
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by Frank Lee May 3, 2005 share this
4. Dell 340 up, 119 down
rhymes with Hell
by psyjax Aug 15, 2003 share this
5. dell 267 up, 102 down
1. A crappy computer.
2. Anything that\'s broken.
\"My computer\'s a dell, and my TV\'s delled.\"
\"Call the repairman for both.\"
by DeFo May 2, 2005 share this
没别的意思,只是展示鬼佬的stereotyping是多么发达的一门科学。
以及用urban dictionary来证明某种意识形态是多么傻逼的行为。 |
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