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据说猴岛小英雄的主角有专门的对话战斗，没玩过不知道
storm 发表于 2010-4-2 02:02 
- Insult - This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
- Response - And I\'ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
- Insult - Soon you\'ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
- Response - First you\'d better stop waving it around like a feather-duster.
- Insult - My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
- Response - So you got that job as janitor, after all.
- Insult - People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
- Response - Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
- Insult - I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
- Response - He must have taught you everything you know.
- Insult - You make me want to puke.
- Response - You make me think somebody already did.
- Insult - Nobody\'s ever drawn blood from me, and nobody ever will!
- Response - You run THAT fast?
- Insult - You fight like a dairy farmer.
- Response - How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
- Insult - I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
- Response - I hope now you\'ve learned to stop picking your nose.
- Insult - Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
- Response - Why, did you want to borrow one?
- Insult - I\'ve heard you are a contemptible sneak.
- Response - Too bad no one\'s ever heard of YOU at all.
- Insult - You\'re no match for my brains, you poor fool.
- Response - I\'d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
- Insult - You have the manners of a beggar.
- Response - I wanted to make sure you\'d feel comfortable with me.
- Insult - I\'m not going to take your insolence sitting down!
- Response - Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
- Insult - There are no words for how disgusting you are.
- Response - Yes there are. You just never learned them.
- Insult - I\'ve spoken with apes more polite than you.
- Response - I\'m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Here is a list of insults and responses for the battle with Carla, the Sword Master of Melee Island™. This fight differs from the previous fights as Carla does all the insulting and Guybrush only needs to successfully respond to win a point. You need to win five points to beat Carla.
- Insult - I\'ve got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.
- Response - And I\'ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
- Insult - My tongue is sharper than any sword.
- Response - First, you\'d better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
- Insult - My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
- Response - So you got that job as a janitor, after all.
- Insult - My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
- Insult - I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
- Response - Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
- Insult - Only once have I met such a coward!
- Response - He must have taught you everything you know.
- Insult - If your brother\'s like you, better to marry a pig.
- Response - You make me think somebody already did.
- Insult - No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
- Response - You run THAT fast?
- Insult - I will milk every last drop of blood from your body.
- Response - How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
- Insult - My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
- Response - I hope now you\'ve learned to stop picking your nose.
- Insult - I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
- Response - Why, did you want to borrow one?
- Insult - My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
- Response - Too bad no one\'s ever heard of YOU at all.
- Insult - I\'ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
- Response - I\'d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
- Insult - Every word you say to me is stupid.
- Response - I wanted to make sure you\'d feel comfortable with me.
- Insult - You are a pain in the backside, sir!
- Response - Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
- Insult - There are no clever moves that can help you now.
- Response - Yes there are. You just never learned them.
- Insult - Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
- Response - I\'m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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发表于 2010-4-2 20:52
你知道吗，狩魔猎人们都没生殖能力
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听说他们的蛋蛋都是瘪的，恩恩，真可怕
我要走了……
再毒舌也是有软肋的
