chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 10:43

【剧透醒目】NO MORE HEROES 超神作啊!!!

虽然有点火星,但我一定要发点感受

我周日开玩,昨晚12点通关,N年没有长时间这么专注地玩一个游戏了!

游戏极尽KUSO之能事,开头OTAKU主角摸海报上LOLI然后猥琐的回眸说“MOE~”,我当时就喷了,233

看游戏介绍我还以为和MAD WORLD差不多的杀杀杀,但实际玩起来却有趣N倍,建议一定玩美版,日版和谐太多了

BOSS一个比一个更有个性,甚至RANK 5的BOSS还没打就被XX直接过关,233

这游戏移植PS3/360后绝对失去WII版的原味,战斗时的双截棍挥方向斩首+各种抱摔就不说了,每次接骚loli的手机,声音是直接从WII棒的喇叭里发出的,玩的时候不由自主的将WII棒当成手机做接听的动作,233

以上只是说了些皮毛,还有N多有趣+KUSO的地方,请自己去感受吧

而真正让我觉得此作变超神作的是最后一战+真结局(网上的剧情介绍全是皮毛,玩到最后你才知道背景真相,以下剧透,18禁):


主角的老爸和老妈被人杀了,主角受了精神刺激,失去了记忆,变成了死宅OTAKU

有天宅得腻了,带上所有积蓄去酒吧,遇上个双马尾的loli搭讪,死宅就高潮了,于是就和马尾loli买醉,主角喝倒后说了句醉话“那个婊子...夺走了我关爱的一切...我现在啥都没了”,马尾loli说了句“复仇的话,我可以帮你哟”

死宅钱花完了,得找工作,在马尾loli安排下主角进入了UAA(全美杀手联合会),参加从第11名往第1名的RANKING DEATH MATCH,奖励是让主角和她“做一次”,实际上是为主角最终复仇做的安排,GAME BEGINS...

当死宅与RANK NO.1的BOSS---DARK STAR(KUSO星战)面对面时,DARK STAR说他是主角的老爸,然后引诱主角恢复了记忆:在那个闷热的晚上,爸妈被肢解在血泊中(他爸的眼睛和阳具都被割掉了),旁边站着一个露出苍白笑容、手拿菜刀、只穿了内衣的loli!--- 他爸说这是主角曾经深爱的女孩!

突然间,DARK STAR被人从后面一拳击穿---真正的最终BOSS现身了---一个身材姣好穿紧身比基尼的少女----JEANE! (和主角的爱猫名字一样)

主角要JEANE说出她是谁,JEANE说:说出来,这游戏的评级会飙升,发售会延期,NO MORE HEROES可能就变成NO MORE HEROES FOREVER...
主角再次强烈要求,JEANE就用快放的形式说了一遍,游戏里没人能听清楚,但录下来慢放的话就能听
下面就是游戏的精华部分,我们的主角听到崩溃:



Jeane: You are my half-brother. You know that manga called "Miyuki"? The
       Japanese one? Well, it's like that. Your father abandoned my mother to
       run off with your mother. It broke her heart beyond repair. She killed
       herself. Knowing I had nowhere to go, he took advantage of me. Ever
       since I can remember, he molested me. We lived in this rotten apartment
       and I was his slave. Every day, I cursed his soul. I swore that I would
       kill him one day. But cursing didn't change anything. That's when I
       decided to become a killer. With no money to pay for training, I paid
       with my body. But to you? I bet that son of a bitch looked like a
       hard-working family man. That was an all act. He didn't give two shits
       about cleaning up my life. So I decided to clean it up myself. That's
       why I do what I do. And I got what I wanted. Killing him in front of
       your very eyes...That's my story.





我来翻译下:


你是我的同父异母的哥哥,你知道有个日本漫画叫“美雪美雪”吗?和那差不多。你爸抛弃了我妈,跟你妈跑路了,我妈伤心欲绝,自杀了,你爸知道我没处可去,就趁机占有了我,从我能记事的那天起,他就每天猥亵我,我被养在一间破烂公寓里,而我就是他的性奴隶,每一天,我都在诅咒他的灵魂,我发誓我终有一天会杀了他,但诅咒没任何用,所以我决定变成一个杀手,没钱交训练费,我就用肉体去支付。而在你面前,那狗娘养的扮演的是个绝世好爸爸吧,那都是装出来的。他从不理会我的人生变得一塌糊涂,而我只有自己去收拾,这就是我为什么要做,而且我做到了,在你眼前杀掉他...这就是我的故事,哥哥

接下来就是日本武士刀对中国功夫的精彩对决,当JEANE一拳刺进主角的胸口时,主角之前刀下留情的高中女忍者从天而降,砍断了JEANE的手...主角趁机举刀----

主角: 对不起,Jeane,我也很痛苦

Jeane:毕竟我们...都是杀手,我...也受够了...

主角: 是时候休息下了,Jeane.

Jeane: 晚安,哥哥

主角: 我希望你能做个好梦

XXXXXXX,Jeane 被主角劈成了3段...

马尾loli在角落里偷偷一瞥后离开

以上是结局,呵呵,还没完,更崩溃的真结局在后面:

主角回到公寓上大号,一个SB冲进来要劈他(因为主角现在RANK NO.1,想杀他的人排班...)

突然,之前XX了RANK 5 BOSS的风衣男出现了,一刀劈了SB,主角正要感谢,风衣男却叫他出来决斗

原来,风衣男是主角的孪生哥哥,马尾loli的丈夫,马尾loli早是人妻了,因为马尾loli和主角很亲密---吃醋了...两人就这样一直打斗下去...

STAFF后,马尾人妻带着一个小女孩(可能是人妻的女儿)在美术馆看画展,而小女孩在描绘风衣男和主角打斗的画前迟迟不愿离开,马尾人妻说:“You like this painting, don't you? Let's go, Jeane.”

TO BE CONTINUED

以上一代完

blazeknife 发表于 2010-4-29 10:44

如果出替换日文语音我就玩
土方啊啊啊........

恶梦再来 发表于 2010-4-29 10:53

我只想说一句话“你才是萝莉,你全家都是萝莉”
诚心建议LZ去看眼科

你们好奇怪 发表于 2010-4-29 10:59

我已经跃跃欲试了,老板来三张!

任青牛伯伯 发表于 2010-4-29 11:01

去看眼科,那是loli?

brynhildr 发表于 2010-4-29 11:01

已经体会过了.不过在更之前玩过killer7.感觉这个比较小儿戏了.

还有,如果loli是说希尔维的话.楼主有一块说错了.那个菜刀萝莉是jeane.jeane也是主角的女朋友.单纯从家庭伦理剧的角度来看,NMH还是挺有料的

chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 11:11

killer7 我下了美版和日版,準備哪天一定要玩

馬尾loli是指希爾維,回憶中那個loli肯定是Jeane,也是主角的GF,這個我沒搞錯

DeniumMKII 发表于 2010-4-29 11:18

恶梦再来 发表于 2010-4-29 11:19

以WII版来说,这游戏在二线里相当不错,算是比较爽快的动作游戏,当然前提是习惯WII的操作。个人而言觉得最赞的是女性人设,当年在下就是第一眼被女主角SILVIA吸引才玩的。不过HD化移植到PS3和360版很悲剧,读盘太频繁且极度漫长,令人无法忍受。虽然新增的X模式给女性加的服装都很赞,可惜。。。。。。。玩不下去。
PS:这游戏里唯一的萝莉就是爆机结尾时SILVIA的女儿,即使SHINOBU也都是少女了

pandaman7777 发表于 2010-4-29 11:21

对话细节很有趣的,例如每关开始前牛头录像店店员戴安的吐槽和特拉维斯租的各种糟糕影带

推荐一套有爱同好自制的中文剧情视频
http://www.youku.com/playlist_show/id_4004415.html

点击作者还能找到NMH2和K7的视频

恶梦再来 发表于 2010-4-29 11:23

已经体会过了.不过在更之前玩过killer7.感觉这个比较小儿戏了.

还有,如果loli是说希尔维的话.楼主有一块说错了.那个菜刀萝莉是jeane.jeane也是主角的女朋友.单纯从家庭伦理剧的角度来看,NMH还是挺有料的 ...
brynhildr 发表于 2010-4-29 11:01 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
拿菜刀砍死主角父母的那只是主角同父异母的妹妹。YOUKU上有全中文字幕的剧情视频。

tianxianmeinv 发表于 2010-4-29 11:27

呃 想了半天没想通关系图

chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 11:29

我看的混乱了
主角他爹不是一开始就被砍死了么?怎么会又变成No.1的?
最后的小萝莉Jeane又是怎么回事?

p.s.这游戏手感如何?
DeniumMKII 发表于 2010-4-29 10:18 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif

恩,可能有点描述误会,loli通称14岁以下吧,有点乳房也能叫loli

马尾是游戏的女主角,UAA的秘书工作,一直在引诱主角

Jeane发育后老爸就没关她,她跑出去学杀手,然后勾引主角,当了主角的GF,趁晚上杀了主角双亲

主角他爹应该是GHOST,真正的NO.1是Jeane

最后的小loli Jeane我们猜是马尾和风衣男的女儿...

游戏手感用双截棍爽翻了,教学模式一定要认真学

brynhildr 发表于 2010-4-29 11:31


拿菜刀砍死主角父母的那只是主角同父异母的妹妹。YOUKU上有全中文字幕的剧情视频。
恶梦再来 发表于 2010-4-29 11:23 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
没错,同父异母的妹妹又有父亲的性奴和男主角的女朋友两重关系

pandaman7777 发表于 2010-4-29 11:33

NMH的世界是很即把乱的

2代更是与老哥肆无忌惮地搅基

chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 11:35

本帖最后由 chenke 于 2010-4-29 10:46 编辑

LSS正解


另外官网上希维亚的4周限时发布的限定好物现在看不到了,谁有收藏?

http://www.mmv.co.jp/special/game/wii/nomoreheroes/index.html

恶梦再来 发表于 2010-4-29 11:35

其实这游戏剧情很屎,真的很屎。所以玩家只需要砍砍砍,外带看看美女就好。

任青牛伯伯 发表于 2010-4-29 11:38

但这游戏血腥有余,色情不足,让我非常失望

ふん雑魚め 发表于 2010-4-29 11:48

萝莉...

恶梦再来 发表于 2010-4-29 11:50

但这游戏血腥有余,色情不足,让我非常失望
任青牛伯伯 发表于 2010-4-29 11:38 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
等别人放出360版的存档吧,大部分女性角色都有一套新的性感服装,还算不错看。

chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 11:59

Dr. Peace 在棒球場唱的那首歌
就是 Jeane 的故事

Lyrics:
Despair, The End of the World
I Hear The Rising Phoenix In My Dream.
And The Virgin Child Made A Wish Upon a Star,
That Night Her Mother Talks no More.

Cape of Hope The End of the Dream
A Shining Fish Splashes in a Stream
And The Virgin Child Loses Her Heart and Soul
That Night Her Mother\'s Eyes See no More.

When the Wind Blows, a Virgin Child Comes Sing A Song.
Such a Pretty Melody Never Heard Before.

No More Lullabies.
The Virgin Child Smiles From Hell.

Written by Suda51 for the Wii title \'No More Heroes\' and performed by Brad Holmes

brynhildr 发表于 2010-4-29 12:01

蛋疼做了一张人物关系图...便于理解

http://i41.tinypic.com/vopn4i.jpg

代号41 发表于 2010-4-29 12:14

换装?能用女性吗?别说就看个过场换装 没意思啊

tianxianmeinv 发表于 2010-4-29 12:26

STAFF后,马尾人妻带着一个小女孩(可能是人妻的女儿)在美术馆看画展,而小女孩在描绘风衣男和主角打斗的画前迟迟不愿离开,马尾人妻说:“You like this painting, don\'t you? Let\'s go, Jeane.”


chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 10:43 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
看了这段我以为Syliva是Jeane的母亲呢
然后dark star其实是Travis或者Henry之一 他俩孪生长得太像 所以抛妻凌女是其中一方陷害对方的
然后又有穿越 所以完全糊涂了

抱歉 游戏没玩过 瞎猜的

Louisxxx 发表于 2010-4-29 13:13

哇这游戏那么爽啊,我跃跃欲试了

cx2vj 发表于 2010-4-29 13:32

wii版玩完也被真结局雷得不轻
原来妹妹那段话要慢放听 我还以为纯粹是恶搞

chenke 发表于 2010-4-29 14:02

刚才重温了下RANK 6的手雷女,很多对白都在暗示啊,这段BOSS战的演出很赞



Sylvia: Travis hello? The secret beach is up ahead... Then it\'s ranking match
      time. Win, and you\'ll be number six. Lose, and your new home will be in
      the flaming tombs of hell. Everything OK? How\'s that sharp pain in your
      neck? Bladder in a bind? Have you trimmed your nose hairs? When you\'re
      ready, step inside. You know, you\'ve been quite cocky lately. Well,
      more than the usual dose of self assuredness. You think that being
      ranked seventh means your hot shit, don\'t you? And you\'re just raring
      to go... You\'ve gone from dumb to dumber. Watching your meteoric rise
      of stupidity is truly painful to observe. That careless attitude of
      yours will be your undoing! And with that... I am 500% certain you will
      die this time, but trust your Force, and head for the Garden of
      Madness...



Holly: Do you like fighting?

Travis: Yup.

Holly: Do you like killing?

Travis: Live for it.

Holly: Do you like fear?

Travis: Can\'t say... Never felt it.

Holly: Do you accept death?

Travis: Death? Never crossed my mind.

Holly: Death is the only truth. You are still a mere bud.

Travis: That\'s not a good thing, you know... Seeking meaning in everything.
      Especially killing. That\'s a bad habit among smart little girls these
      days.

Holly: Come closer and you will understand everything.

Travis: I\'m ready. Anywhere, anytime!

Holly: Just your ordinary assassin... Such a disappointment.

Travis: Are you in the mood yet? Normal assassins don\'t shoot the shit like
      this. They see their target... And kill them!



Holly: Let\'s see you get out of this predicament.

Travis: No prob. You\'ll see.

Holly: Uh-huh.



Holly: A bud that will never blossom... A sad truth. Good night, my sweet 7th.



Travis: Oh crap.



Travis: Nice trap. I like your style. Maybe I can steal a kiss before I steal
      your life.

Holly: We\'ll see about that.



Holly: What is this?



Holly: This is not mercy. You can\'t kill a woman? Pathetic. If you can\'t kill a
       woman, you are less than a thug. You\'ll never make it to the top. That\'s
       OK. I seem to have a thing for stupid pathetic men like you. I can
       accept defeat if it comes from your hand. I will let you in on a
       secret... Assassins must die when they lose. Open your eyes and never
       look back. Promise... Never forget me.

Travis: Huh?

Holly: Thank you. The moment you hesitated... I felt your embrace.



Travis: Hold up!

Holly: Academics like to fantasize too, you know.



Travis: Wait! Number Six! No!

{Holly\'s head is blown off.]

Travis: Forgive me... Number six. I never meant to shame you.





Sylvia: Not a very smooth victory there, Travis. But a win is a win. That\'s all
      that matters. I hate to award you this, but you are now 6th in rank.

Travis: What was her name?

Sylvia: That is not important anymore.

Travis: You\'re right. But I owe her at least that.

Sylvia: Holly Summers. Born in...

Travis: No. ...Just her name.



Travis: Forgive me, Holly. I was late in saying this... But I love your soul.
      Rest in peace.

wheaty 发表于 2010-4-29 14:20

2代有人玩了么,那个英文说的很蹩脚的西尔维亚是怎么回事?最后的结局又是什么意思?游戏流程是妄想?

不过我琢磨着这游戏是不是你去想它的剧情的时候就输了……

cyberalogo 发表于 2010-4-29 14:22

kazz 发表于 2010-4-29 15:00

关键剧情就两个字--乱伦

小明神 发表于 2010-4-29 15:26

这么神... MARK一下 回家去看

ssstar 发表于 2010-4-29 16:18

人设不错,近年难得一见人设好的游戏了

笛捷尔 发表于 2010-4-29 16:35

XO用户表示这游戏只能看看过场,打起来很糟糕

大十字紅朔 发表于 2010-4-29 16:39

那个挖坑的文学少女很有趣

etania 发表于 2010-4-29 16:47

既然有人提到killer7了,搭车贴个考察帖汇总站
http://www28.atwiki.jp/2ch_killer7/

花园 发表于 2010-4-29 18:27

那是敖娇腹黑妹!光能看不能摸的!

hamartia 发表于 2010-4-29 18:57

剧情实质都是次要的,首要的是游戏满腹的不正经和PARODY
与其说是全美杀手联盟,不如说是怪人集团罢了
主角用上厕所的方式来存档就足够其他SAVE系统来膜拜了

noxyz 发表于 2010-4-29 22:11

上厕所存档dead rising里就有
NMH还没玩,听说360版读盘很悲剧?

keyz_haha 发表于 2010-4-29 23:09

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