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沼泽男 发表于 2010-4-2 20:52

感觉看的很多稍微那么风趣点的美式主角的对话总是这种风格的风趣 非常喜欢 但同宿舍的哥们表示这种说话方式其实很文艺....

tommyzzj 发表于 2010-4-2 21:17

据说猴岛小英雄的主角有专门的对话战斗，没玩过不知道
storm 发表于 2010-4-2 02:02 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
- Insult - This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
- Response - And I\'ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

- Insult - Soon you\'ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
- Response - First you\'d better stop waving it around like a feather-duster.

- Insult - My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
- Response - So you got that job as janitor, after all.

- Insult - People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
- Response - Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

- Insult - I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
- Response - He must have taught you everything you know.

- Insult - You make me want to puke.
- Response - You make me think somebody already did.

- Insult - Nobody\'s ever drawn blood from me, and nobody ever will!
- Response - You run THAT fast?

- Insult - You fight like a dairy farmer.
- Response - How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

- Insult - I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
- Response - I hope now you\'ve learned to stop picking your nose.

- Insult - Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
- Response - Why, did you want to borrow one?

- Insult - I\'ve heard you are a contemptible sneak.
- Response - Too bad no one\'s ever heard of YOU at all.

- Insult - You\'re no match for my brains, you poor fool.
- Response - I\'d be in real trouble if you ever used them.

- Insult - You have the manners of a beggar.
- Response - I wanted to make sure you\'d feel comfortable with me.

- Insult - I\'m not going to take your insolence sitting down!
- Response - Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

- Insult - There are no words for how disgusting you are.
- Response - Yes there are. You just never learned them.

- Insult - I\'ve spoken with apes more polite than you.
- Response - I\'m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.


Here is a list of insults and responses for the battle with Carla, the Sword Master of Melee Island™. This fight differs from the previous fights as Carla does all the insulting and Guybrush only needs to successfully respond to win a point. You need to win five points to beat Carla.

- Insult - I\'ve got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.
- Response - And I\'ve got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

- Insult - My tongue is sharper than any sword.
- Response - First, you\'d better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

- Insult - My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
- Response - So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

- Insult - My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
- Insult - I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
- Response - Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

- Insult - Only once have I met such a coward!
- Response - He must have taught you everything you know.

- Insult - If your brother\'s like you, better to marry a pig.
- Response - You make me think somebody already did.

- Insult - No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
- Response - You run THAT fast?

- Insult - I will milk every last drop of blood from your body.
- Response - How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

- Insult - My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
- Response - I hope now you\'ve learned to stop picking your nose.

- Insult - I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
- Response - Why, did you want to borrow one?

- Insult - My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
- Response - Too bad no one\'s ever heard of YOU at all.

- Insult - I\'ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
- Response - I\'d be in real trouble if you ever used them.

- Insult - Every word you say to me is stupid.
- Response - I wanted to make sure you\'d feel comfortable with me.

- Insult - You are a pain in the backside, sir!
- Response - Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

- Insult - There are no clever moves that can help you now.
- Response - Yes there are. You just never learned them.

- Insult - Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
- Response - I\'m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

玩这段的时候我笑趴下了

loki_nie 发表于 2010-4-2 21:21

伊芙莉特 发表于 2010-4-2 23:20

/拍桌42楼GJ

sonnen 发表于 2010-4-3 06:06

42楼太搞了

tommyzzj 发表于 2010-4-3 12:11

本帖最后由 tommyzzj 于 2010-4-3 12:12 编辑

其实最搞的是你和剑圣对剑以后然后用剑圣的侮辱去和别人拼剑

对方的回答一律为……

\'That\'s unfair, you are using swordmaster insult\'

ShadowDweller 发表于 2010-4-12 13:09

MARK有时间去玩，看起来剧情和吐槽很神

eva2000as 发表于 2010-4-12 14:04

要说毒舌的话谁都比不上爱德温（娜）啊！！！小括号无敌！

quki1945 发表于 2010-4-12 14:15

浅井清己 发表于 2010-4-12 14:29

斯考尔，虽然嘴上什么都不说。。。

ryj 发表于 2010-4-12 14:47

他不算毒舌，就是标准的老江湖，witcher的世界观里达官显贵到草民百姓都是非常善于挖苦人的，怎么应付各类人，狩魔猎人再熟悉不过了

作为一个长相独特（白发），身份独特（Witcher），体质独特（和他打炮不会受孕） ...
quki1945 发表于 2010-4-12 14:15 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
附件好像挂掉了....

md2000 发表于 2010-4-12 15:01

钢の战神 发表于 2010-4-12 15:24

美式幽默就这样 各种讽刺

ryuichi0731 发表于 2010-4-12 18:08

马克回家下来玩玩。

过客 发表于 2010-4-12 19:40

巫师剧情没话说，优化现在看来其实也还好了（多亏它我才发现了我的cpu风扇有问题），不过系统有点问题，很多东西设计的太多余。尤其战斗方面的，你会发现后期只要有重击就够了（不过鼠标连招真的很爽）。

bb605 发表于 2010-4-12 23:30

太极八爪鱼 发表于 2010-4-13 05:29

The Bard\'s Tale的主角也很会吐

云狼 发表于 2010-4-13 19:59

据说猴岛小英雄的主角有专门的对话战斗，没玩过不知道

当年玩的时候觉得很神+1

九十九忍 发表于 2010-4-14 15:52

本帖最后由 九十九忍 于 2010-4-14 16:01 编辑

你知道吗，狩魔猎人们都没生殖能力
……
听说他们的蛋蛋都是瘪的，恩恩，真可怕
我要走了……



再毒舌也是有软肋的


这游戏的剧情实在是赞，N多地方的阴谋氛围做得真的是让人胆寒

not_ing 发表于 2010-4-14 17:33

巫师剧情没话说，优化现在看来其实也还好了（多亏它我才发现了我的cpu风扇有问题），不过系统有点问题，很多东西设计的太多余。尤其战斗方面的，你会发现后期只要有重击就够了（不过鼠标连招真的很爽）。 ...
过客 发表于 2010-4-12 19:40 http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/images/common/back.gif
炼金术弄点药水
把剑收起来 站着不动都够了

Nosgoth 发表于 2010-4-14 18:02

说witcher怎么这么多人说什么美式主角，美式幽默?

neunundneunzig 发表于 2010-4-14 18:13

tommyshy 发表于 2010-4-14 19:14

支线部分做的不爽，有时候让人有骂娘的冲动。

tjwtjw 发表于 2010-4-15 07:59

ELF龙骑士3 路人都这腔调 是不是翻译的问题……

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