震惊！萎不光是业界毒瘤，还是阻碍人类传承的绊脚石！
Today,my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. Whenwe got there,he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii gamearrived. Hesent me home so he can play. FML今天，我男友和我决定在他的家里OOXX。我们到了以后，他先去看信箱里面有没有信，然后就发现他订购的Wii的游戏到货了。他把我送回了家因为他更想玩游戏。FML
————————节选自《美国人那点囧事》（传送门：http://www.sbanzu.com/topicdisplay.asp?BoardID=11&Page=3&TopicID=2791537） ……接下来这个更坐实任毒瘤企图灭亡人类的真实目的。
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sextoday. Hisresponse was \"Can\'t, Platinum just came out.\" I didn\'t knowwhat thatmeant so I searched \"Platinum 3-22-2009\" on Google. I foundout he\'stalking about a new Pokemon game. FML
今天，我发短信给我的男友，问他到底想不想今天来亲热。他的回复是“不行，白金今天出。”我一开始没听懂，于是我去搜索了一下“白金，2009年3月22号”。结果我发现他是在说最新的口袋妖怪游戏。FML 黑的水平太低
里面还有很多WOW的 ……还有万恶的玻璃渣！
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriendhe coulddo anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get outof bed and findhim in the computer room play World of Warcraft. Hisfriends needed him. FML
今天，我裸身躺在床上，被蒙上了眼罩。我告诉我的男友他把我怎样都行。30分钟以后，我下了床发现他在电脑室打魔兽。他队友需要他。FML 楼主慢了2天
同样的东西在S1两天前有人发过了
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