[外网评论翻译]外国网友玩修仙梗：祖师爷对不起，为了魔门玉女，宗门机密算什么！
I'm sorry ancestor, the sect's secrets ends with me!
原标题：祖师爷对不起，宗门机密毁于我手！
DkoyOctopus
poor junior being deceived by a jade beauty from the demon sect. there goes the pavilion.
可怜小师弟遭魔门玉女蛊惑，宗门怕是要毁于一旦。
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Imaginary‑Living‑820
That junior is exactly where he wants to be
那师弟本就求之不得。
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Riiks_Lynx
Its even worse, this might be a young master posing as a jade beuty! A student of the Shí Pèipú!
事情更糟，不定是哪位公子乔装化作玉女！乃是 Shí Pèipú 门下弟子！
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DkoyOctopus
classic old demons in their endless pursuit of the dao.
一众老魔，求道之路永无休歇，倒也经典。
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VintageLunchMeat
Jade beauty is jade beauty.
玉女终究是玉女。
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Android1822
A simple Yin Yang Rotation Gu will fix that problem if it exists.
若真有此劫，一枚阴阳轮转蛊便可化解。
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Exotic_Goon
There goes my gallons
吾一身浑厚修为，就此付诸东流。
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Zealousideal_Band399
Let's pray he didn't get refined
但愿他没有被炼化成鼎材。
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Available_Top2807
Junior brother run this senior brother will confront the demoness for you
师弟速走！这魔女，由为兄上前抵挡！
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Embarrassed_Trust832
Im up next if senior brother dies
倘若师兄不幸陨落，便轮到在下上场。
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Ok_Witness_8006
I am up next if both of senior brothers die
若是两位师兄都败下阵来，那便轮到贫道献身了
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ryuu_kenshi
All of you stand down, this is a task for this elder here
尔等尽数退下！此等凶险，交由老夫便是。
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Holy‑Wan_Kenobi
Surely this duty falls upon this expendable junior...
这般重任，理当交由在下这无名小徒担下……
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ryuu_kenshi
Can't have the future of our sect give his life this easily
我宗未来栋梁，岂可轻易殒命于此。
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OluwaKorede_Hemnars
Allow me this fortuitous encounter, Elder. I'll pay in top‑grade spirit stone.
前辈，这桩机缘便让与晚辈，晚辈愿以极品灵石相酬。
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ryuu_kenshi
It isn't about the spirit stones junior, you lack the yang energy required to face her.
小友，此事非灵石可以换取。你阳气亏虚，不足以抗衡此女。
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OluwaKorede_Hemnars
Show me some face, Elder. I'll remember this karmic debt.
前辈还请行个方便！这份因果，晚辈必铭记于心。
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Busy_Cold_3220
What righteous sect members!
好一群正气凛然的宗门同道！
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PenGroundbreaking160
Wait, Junior brother. You should not let go of your ambitions. Don’t forget why you decided to be a Daoist. I will take care of her…i mean take this burden in your stead !
且慢，师弟！切莫堕了道心，莫忘你入道修行的初心。此女交由我来处置…… 呃，是说这份劫难，由我替你扛下！
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Asurathelord
But I think this demoness is some old demon disgusting as a jade beauty. So are you sure you will confront this jade beauty(old demon)
可依我看，这魔女怕是老魔幻化玉女之貌，皮囊虽美内里不堪。诸位当真要上前会一会这 “玉女”（老魔）？
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Zealousideal_Band399
Let them find out on their own,we both know even if that's a real Jade Beauty and not Old Demon they would still get drained of Innate Qi at best, refined into corpse puppet at worst
就让他们亲身领教吧。你我心知肚明，就算真是玉女而非老魔，轻则先天元气被吸食殆尽，重则被炼为尸傀。
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binary_spaniard
You know what they say about the taste of demonesses.
江湖之上，关于魔女滋味的传闻，诸位应当有所耳闻。
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Tyedauthor
Daoist brother, I hate you. May the heavens punish you for this! (Why you and not me, damn it!)
道兄，我好生妒恨！愿天雷降罚于你！（凭什么是你不是我，可恨！）
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Raaz_001
Keyboard Immortal
键仙来也！
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Majestic_writes01
A worm lusting after a dragon!
小虫妄想攀附神龙！
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IudMG
Fellow Daoist can take a step back, this senior will take it from here.
道友且退，此地交由本座料理。
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Majestic_writes01
Today is your cake day. Meet me at my palace— I have prepared a present for you.
今日乃是你的良辰吉日（Cake Day，Reddit 账号注册周年），速来本座洞府相见，本座备下薄礼相赠。
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A sun Beauty and a moon beauty—Twin sister just for you
日曜美人、月华美人一对双姝，专为道兄备好。
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No need to thank me, Dao brother.
道兄不必言谢。
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Masterisonreddit
Junior do not worry for this senior will take it upon himself to fend off that witch! You just run and never look back!
师弟勿惧！为兄亲自上前拦下这妖女！你只管亡命奔逃，切莫回头！
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DarkDragon770
Junior don't you dare call yourself a sword immortal We the righteous path sword immortal live only with the sword (Female sword spirit ).
小子休要妄称剑仙！我正道剑仙，唯与长剑相伴（女剑灵）。
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TheLegendaryNousagi
It looks like this junior didn't yet to comprehend the Dao of the sword. Sword is not an obxt, it's an essence. Practicing the way of the sword is not only by using obxt, but your body is the sword.
看来此子尚未勘破剑道真意。剑非凡器，乃是大道本源。修剑道，不可只拘于外物，当以己身为剑。
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Vandervenn
This seat requested the origin of the art
本座欲索此功法渊源。
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rorodar
Try saucenao
不妨一试 SauceNAO 搜图之术。
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Fun_Gur_2296
Bring these evil demon seductive art practioners to me. This senior will unsheathe his sword and strike them down.
将这些修习魅惑邪术的魔修押来见我！本座便拔剑斩之！
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Gullible_Cream2842
senior which sword are u talking?
敢问前辈所言，是哪一口佩剑？
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Fun_Gur_2296
This seat is talking about his hidden sword, 5.1 li in length, 4.5 li in girth.
本座说的，正是本座的秘藏宝剑，长五点一里，粗四点五里。
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lazier_garlic
I think you mean 5 cun, xiongdi, unless you have us all fooled and you are an interloper from another realm and hiding that weapon in your dimensional pocket!
道友，想来你是想说五寸才对。莫非你瞒过我等众人，乃是异界来客，将兵器藏于乾坤储物袋之中？
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Fun_Gur_2296
Junior you have eyes yet failed to see mount tai! This seat has a humongous sword.
小辈真是有眼不识泰山！本座此剑，乃是旷世巨剑！
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Android1822
A single strike will not be enough, I will personally use my sword to fight against them valiantly for several days and nights until they turn away from their evil ways.
一剑不足以降服邪魔。本座当亲自执剑，与她们鏖战数昼夜，直教她们弃邪归正。
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bulb_eater
source?
敢问出处？
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lazier_garlic
Too late, they are wearing their special Mind Numbing Illusions Medicinal Fragrance. It will immediately make a man who doesn't have martial arts unconscious. Fortunately I have been circulating my Qi for many years. I'll be fine as long as I don't accept any wine cups from them. I know they are hiding philters under their fingernails.
为时已晚！她们已燃起特制迷魂幻香。凡**为者，一闻便即昏死。所幸老夫常年运转真气，只要不接她们递来的酒盏便可无恙。我早已看破，她们指甲缝之中藏有合欢迷魂散。
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genryou
Fellow daoist...I got bad news for you
道友…… 在下有个噩耗相告。 0
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AliceForgone
I see only good news here
于我眼中，这尽是好事。
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ambit89
Every hole's a goal
无我不入之洞。
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RTKWi238
The taste of a demoness ain't bad
魔女滋味，倒也不俗。
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lazier_garlic
Listen ... that didi was hot, I don't care what you say.
听我说…… 那位少年风姿绰约，任诸位如何评说，我意已决。
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What is that photo, though. He (she?) is dressed like a Ming Dynasty official flunky.
只是这画像又是何来？此人（不知男女）一身装束，恰似明代官府的仆役。
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Zealousideal_Band399
He was traditional Chinese opera actor,the Chinese opera once hold to same taboo as the current Japanese Kabuki in which female performer is not allowed
此人乃是旧时戏曲伶人。古时华夏戏曲，曾有如今日日本歌舞伎一般的禁忌，禁止女子登台。
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Thus some actor who specialises in female is required,they would still play male characters but those with "softer" feature would naturally get famous for playing female role
故而便有专工旦角的男伶。他们虽也演绎男子，可面容温润柔美之辈，往往因饰演女子而名动一时。
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I_Am_Dairy
Traveling companion, allow this wise old monk's diamond vajra technique to snuff out the candle on this cake
道友且住，且看老衲施展金刚妙法，吹熄这寿糕之上的烛火。（呼应前文 cake day 梗）
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meta_mystic384
Yet another mc who cannot control his lower body and leaked his secrets. Sigh.......
又是一位把持不住欲念、泄露宗门秘辛的天命主角。唉……
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severalpillarsoflava
She kinda looks like Ada Wong
此女容貌，颇有艾达・王之神韵。
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lixjames24
Peak mentioned!
此言一语中的！
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R0CKY_93
A classic case of a Junior having eyes but failing to recognize Mt. Tai, yet perfectly recognizing a basic honey trap. His cultivation base may be at the Foundation Establishment stage, but his simp base has clearly reached the Heavenly Ruler realm. I suppose we will be seeing his soul floating inside the Sect Leader's Myriad Soul Banner by sunrise. Truly a wasteful expenditure of the sect's spiritual rice.
典型的有眼不识泰山，偏偏一眼就认出粗浅的美人圈套。他修为虽已筑基，可那舔狗境界，却直抵天帝之境。想来日出之前，他的魂魄便会被收入宗主的万魂幡中。真是白白耗费我宗灵米供养。
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Distinct_Profit1090
You frying me senior
师兄，你莫不是要坑害于我？
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R0CKY_93
To think this old monster spent 3,000 years in seclusion refining high‑grade Origin Reversion Pills for that useless brat, only for him to hand over the ancestral manual because a Thousand‑Face Demoness batted her eyes!
想那老怪闭关三千年，耗费心血为这不成器的小子炼制上品逆源丹，到头来，只因千面妖女回眸一瞥，他便把祖传功法拱手送人！
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Majestic_writes01
Tsk! Even this supreme elder of the Sun sect is disappointed in this lustful junior.
啧！便是巨阳宗太上长老，都对这好色小辈大失所望。
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Weird‑Road7994
Honestly these type of clothes could lead most of the man into ruination on a certain lady
实话说，这般衣饰，足以令多数修士为佳人倾覆道途。
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lixjames24
If it ain't Wong it's wrong.
非王（艾达・王），便算不得黄。（玩名字谐音梗）
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TheVon300
The ancestors will understand my friend
道友，列位先祖定会体谅我等。
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Quick‑Scratch2691
Dont you mean by tomorrow morning, the sects teachings will be widespread like the the blown out mountain gate?
你莫不是想说，待到明晨，宗门秘传便会如同被炸碎的山门一般，传遍四海八荒？
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osy2012
Demonic vibe ngl
平心而论，此女魔气凛然。
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CrispyDick420
Yeah, every ancient inheritance has exactly one weakness: a dramatic restaurant introduction.
是啊，但凡上古传承，皆有一处死穴 —— 一出铺张扬厉的登场亮相。
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Narrow_Ambition_9042
all ik is that my yin energy gonna get drained
我只知晓，我的阴气怕是要被吸食一空。
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Sunknowned
Fellow daosist cultivates Primordial Yin body transformation
诸位道友正在修炼先天太阴体。
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Zestyclose_Fig3193
I need the sauce to further my cultivation
我需得那图籍秘本，助我道行精进。
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SYGNOSTiC
This junior has scoured the library pavillion and has found the scroll noting “cho_8w on Instagram”.
弟子翻遍藏经阁，终于寻得一卷秘录，上书：Instagram 之 cho_8w。
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CoffeeCrumbLes01
The murim alliance is doomed to fall.
武林联盟，怕是在劫难逃。
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cameron_thought
I too would like some secret sects ;)
在下也渴求几分宗门秘传；)
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duaki
Good luck surviving through the job night. Can I interest you in my primordial yang essence pill of vitality???
祝你熬过此夜劫数（强撸灰飞烟灭）。道友，可愿试试本座的先天阳元固本丹？？？
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nazz_irl
"the beggars have been snooping around near the sect ground but we able to kept the secret information secure, so how on earth the Hao sects managed to get all the detail of the secret...Call all the elders and disciple to grand hall immediately"
“丐帮一众在山门外窥探，我宗本将秘辛守得严严实实，那郝（Hao）宗门究竟是如何探得全部内情…… 即刻传令，所有长老弟子齐聚大殿！”
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Water‑Wolf‑24
(nods in approval) It seems like junior sister from my sect has accomplished her mission.
（颔首赞许）看来本宗小师妹，已经大功告成。
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IntrepidBeing1330
媽媽
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lazier_garlic
亲儿子？妈妈好想你啊！
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Pedang_Katana
God that dress looks so gorgeous and she looks beautiful innit
此裙风华绝代，其人亦是容色无双！
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Majestic_writes01
Truly, utterly, profoundly pathetic, Foolish… lad.
真是愚不可及，可悲可叹的小辈。
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To think he will betray entire sect just to lust over a woman not any better than the girl who cleans sect's backyard.
竟为一个姿色尚不及宗门扫院婢女的女子，背叛整个宗门。
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I'm not even angry. All I feel is pity!
我心中全无怒意，只剩满心怜悯！
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Truly the recreation of "Frog in well and fish in the water"
真乃 “井底之蛙，池中之鱼” 。
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Extreme_Dig_2918
Junior brother no need to sacrifice on the unorthodox tactics. I as the sect leader taking the responsibility of handling that unorthodox jade beauty. Go run junior....I will forever remember you as the greatest cultivator of our sect
师弟不必为旁门左道白白牺牲。身为掌门，这妖异玉女交由本座来处置。速速离去吧师弟…… 本座会永远铭记，你是我宗最了不起的修士。
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AffectBusiness6234
She won’t even have to ask me first
我甚至不等她开口相求。
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Cheonso_ma
Cultivators many times are physically weak so i as a martial artist shall take the charge
修仙者大多肉身羸弱，便由我这武修来扛下这份重任。
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lazier_garlic
You damn playboy, gambling away the sect inheritance at a freaking gambling den. Look at you, destroying our reputation! You can't even chase the fox demons at the Spring Pavilion but get mixed up with Big Hong's girl? If you owe him money I'll break your legs! I don't have such a disciple! Heng!
你这纨绔浪子！竟在赌坊将宗门传承挥霍一空！败坏本宗门楣！春阁狐妖你尚且攀附不上，反倒和大洪的女子纠缠不清！若是欠了他银钱，看我不打断你的双腿！我没有你这般弟子！哼！
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Fuzzy_Artist3081
hmph. a mere toad lusting after swan meat
哼，区区癞蛤蟆，也妄想食得天鹅肉。
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theillestsb
Pass the formation controller to my dao brother, he will take it from here.
将阵盘交予我道兄，此后便交由他来处置。 符修我没压力，妖女受死吧 这女的是谁，乍一看有点像范某冰 老外懂什么
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这女的是谁，乍一看有点像范某冰
你想说的是李冰冰的艾达王吧？
这不王留美嘛
—— 来自 OnePlus PJX110, Android 16, 鹅球 v4.0 这图是AI还是真人，求个名字 合欢宗的大爱不分国界，合欢宗是全世界的合欢宗
— from motorola moto g51 5G, Android 11, S1 Next Goose v3.5.99 朋友费小号 发表于 2026-9-23 09:00
这图是AI还是真人，求个名字
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TOP2 诡秘之主蛊真人
TOP3 Shadow Slave 这腰也太长了
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