蛋蛋:我一个越狱犯怎么就当上狱卒了？
Yui_hirasawa 发表于 2017-7-7 16:08
蛋蛋:我一个越狱犯怎么就当上狱卒了？
百万大领主：遥想两个版本前，我还在苏拉玛的下水道里被艾利桑德小姐姐按在地上打，谁能想到今天我就干躺了两个货真价实的泰坦，人的一生啊，要靠自己的奋斗，也要看命运的安排，我现在就想念两句诗。。。
The Legion brazenly advances on worlds beyond Argus, spreading its forces thin. Find their portals and kill the demons on the other side!
The Legion's arrogance is clear. Pursue them to every world they infest. Show them that they cannot escape our wrath.
A new invasion point harbors a Legion commander. Go and deliver vengeance!
The Legion's fanatical crusade falters. We will purge their stench from every world they have defiled.
It is as I thought... the stone is depleted, but intact. It shall still prove useful to us.
Even as we march upon the heart of Argus, the Legion continues its crusade on other worlds.
We will punish their hubris by hunting them any place they dare to tread.
Use the keystone to pass through the rift. Bring the fight to the Legion!
The demons will be caught off guard, assuming all our attention to be focused on Argus.
Show them the price of their arrogance!
The keystone continues to gain strength. Interesting... Perhaps we can use it to tear open more powerful rifts.
The Legion's hold will be broken at every turn! Do not let them rest! Do not relent!
The Legion's grip on this land must be broken. Now is our time! Push back against the darkness!
An insidious champion of darkness draws near. Strike it down!
This villain profanes the homeworld I lost so long ago. Put an end to this atrocity!
Prepare yourself, champion. Wickedness lurks nearby...
An agent of the Dark Titan rises to attack. Strike first! Strike true!
Just when the Light gains a foothold here, another vessel of evil rises to battle us. Your might is needed once again, champion.
A disciple of Kil'jaeden seeks to avenge its master. Be ready for its assault!
I sense a foul presence... an evil that seeks to blot out the Light. Take up arms and bring down this foe!
The air hangs heavy with fel corruption. Bring down this vile aberration!
We can never reclaim what we once had, but we will make them pay for what they did to Argus.
We may be vastly outnumbered, but the Light is with us. Victory will yet be ours!
Never doubt that, in the end, the Light will emerge victorious.
In the name of all the noble souls lost here to the Legion, I thank you.
With every such foe you bring down, our ultimate victory draws nearer.
Sargeras took so much from my world. Now it is his turn to lose!
Though the Legion is relentless, the demons cannot outlast the Light.
Word of your victory will spread across Argus. Those who cling to the memory of the Deceiver are doomed to fall!
The Light cannot win unless we fight for it. You have done your part this day, champion.
Every demon that walks this world is a perversion of the Argus that was. You struck a blow for the Light this day.
Demon filth pervades this broken land. Take no prisoners. Strike down every fiend you see!
Demons everywhere. Go. Fight. Spare none of them.
The Legion believes itself entrenched on Argus. Untouchable. Reward their arrogance with suffering!
Another champion of the Legion is near. End its existence.
A brutish fiend looms just ahead. Send it back to the hell that spawned it.
The demons rally around a brutish menace. Teach them that their faith is misplaced.
Another demon champion boasts and blusters. Silence its cacophony.
Be on your guard. A threat looms, thirsty for mortal blood.
This demon looks to rise within the Legion's ranks by ending our invasion. Demonstrate its folly.
Behold, a vile menace eager to prove its might. Put an end to its ambitions.
军团也是可怜，装逼十几年现在像臭虫一样被百万大领主追着打
光中之光你等的男人最后还是没等到啊？
前5个资料篇告诉你玩家只是脚男普通人，根据严谨的设定大坏蛋都是剧情杀，然后这个版本告诉你对不起剧本拿错了，这本无限升级起点龙傲天才是人物设定
蛋哥最后把眼罩脱了下来，交给了冒险家:“帮我转交给玛维，告诉她，追猎可以结束了。”
otakun 发表于 2017-7-7 16:57
蛋哥最后把眼罩脱了下来，交给了冒险家:“帮我转交给玛维，告诉她，追猎可以结束了。” ...
玛维于是在萨总的监狱上再盖了一座监狱，看守蛋哥
必须要有一个萨格拉斯
回去，告诉他们，伊利丹已经死了
otakun 发表于 2017-7-7 16:57
蛋哥最后把眼罩脱了下来，交给了冒险家:“帮我转交给玛维，告诉她，追猎可以结束了。” ...
想到诅咒之地那个经典任务
英雄宿命
恶魔猎手洛拉姆斯封印恶魔，然后在现实世界消失
污染者拉瑟莱克说道：这是什么？洛拉姆斯…我知道了，他们使用了风暴祭坛，对不对？
污染者拉瑟莱克说道：你想必早已知道了吧…邪能之力已经渗透进了你的心跳，你的呼吸，你的灵魂…
污染者拉瑟莱克大喊：让我来稍微帮你一下吧！
被污染的洛拉姆斯说：现在，英雄！趁着拉瑟莱克占据我身体的时候，杀死我！
被污染的洛拉姆斯大喊：(恶魔语)！@#%￥%……&
被污染的洛拉姆斯说：快，用那把匕首刺我！来不及了！
被污染的洛拉姆斯说：(依然恶魔语)！@￥……￥@
被污染的洛拉姆斯说：结束了。把我留在这里，我会在另一个世界继续与拉瑟莱克战斗。你的使命到此结束了，英雄。
http://nga.178.com/read.php?&tid=3668690
bloodylance 发表于 2017-7-7 15:01
等会儿！那老年安度因和维纶去阿古斯最终决战又是怎么回事?
吃漫画算什么，新剧情说所有的泰坦灵魂其实都没有消失而是一直在萨格拉斯手里。
编年史吃了、莱登他们接收的泰坦残魂也说不清来历了。
魔兽世界死了！暴雪完蛋了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
利冯兹 发表于 2017-7-7 16:59
玛维于是在萨总的监狱上再盖了一座监狱，看守蛋哥
玛法里奥在蛋哥的监狱上再盖了一座监狱，看守马尾
最神的不是阿古斯神特么还有反抗军和二五仔……军团这以万年的单位战斗力也太弱了
封印
还让蛋哥看门
蛋哥的腐化剧本怕不是已经写好了
切....什么天选之人....脚男就是脚男.....还不是要组满25个人才能推倒当前版本的BOSS一个失误就会被灭团......有本事像D3那样一个人干死整个副本BOSS啊
这游戏该结束了吧
sjstephen 发表于 2017-7-7 17:07
想到诅咒之地那个经典任务
英雄宿命
这个任务我唯一的遗憾是60年代没有号能完成完整的任务线，最接近完成的也就拿到水晶剑。你这个文本好像是CTM任务重置过之后的文本吧？http://wx3.sinaimg.cn/mw690/6bc9e972gy1fhbghf4w4zj209806uac6.jpg
otakun 发表于 2017-7-7 17:39
这个任务我唯一的遗憾是60年代没有号能完成完整的任务线，最接近完成的也就拿到水晶剑。你这个文本好像是 ...
嗯，60和85的文本不一样
开85才知道当年那个DH单挑恐惧魔王失败被打死，然后他的朋友（侏儒血法师和血精灵姐弟）在联盟部落联军穿越黑暗之门的时候打败了拉莱瑟克，并且把拉莱瑟克放逐回了虚空
暴雪的剧情用屎堆砌的
玩WOW=吃屎
本帖最后由 zz_mps 于 2017-7-7 18:26 编辑
Inquisitor 发表于 2017-7-7 16:04
好了，伊利丹牺牲自己和萨总封到了一起。
下下下下个资料片，某脚男在npc哄骗下把封印个拔下来，萨格拉斯 ...
应该延续D2的剧情
“伊利丹一直用自己的灵魂力量压制的萨总，然而好景不长，伊利丹慢慢的变得孤僻，最后他披上斗篷，开始向东方前进，目的不明，被称为黑暗流浪者，然而他走后，...”
这游戏从推了圣光设定的时候就注定是一坨屎了，
噢，我说剧情。
内心毫无波动
垃圾暴雪
萨格拉斯下次回来就改名萨蛋了。。。。。。
萨总太惨了……作为大领主都看不下去了
这名字谁会去看 发表于 2017-7-7 15:10
往好了想，至少玩家不用亲自面对萨格拉斯
是啊 避免了过几个月每周都要被以各种体位SM的结局
老萨真是幸运啊
zz_mps 发表于 2017-7-7 18:24
应该延续D2的剧情
“伊利丹一直用自己的灵魂力量压制的萨总，然而好景不长，伊利丹慢慢的变得孤僻 ...
多年以后黑暗流浪者路过赤柱，与那里的狱官玛维相谈甚欢，聊得火热。
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
我就想问问玩到现在的所谓剧情党，你们感想如何啊？感想如何啊？一堆东西看上去是那个，闻上去是那个，尝了尝意犹未尽未确定，现在整个糊脸上了，总该明白了吧？
泥潭战编年史还仿佛在昨天
配合炉石新版本预告片，下版本推巫妖王吉安娜没跑了~
幸好机智的我大灾变就afk了，成功躲过了所有的屎
幸亏幸亏我没买编年史……之前听了龙马的相声，啊不评书之后我差点就去买第一卷了，懒癌救了我
又XXX的这个梗说了这么久还没腻歪啊，看着都尴尬。
不是要洗什么....只是想说一款游戏出了这么多年早期和现在无论是做游戏的人和编剧都不是同一批了....剧情暴走不是再正常不过了吗