[4chan人民的脑洞][多图可撸]zelda对各种request的反应
本帖最后由 心头小鹿撞 于 2017-2-13 02:07 编辑昨天4chan video game板块出现了这样一个thread：内容是先给出一张模版图片，图片上是各版本的zelda和“in response to”这句话；然后要求大家按图填空－－先确定一个“请求”，接着假装向各版本的zelda提出这个请求，最后吧自己认为的zelda反应填到对应的zelda旁边。这个thread应为4chan流量原因已经被删了，删前到了500多楼。我觉得这些脑洞挺有意思的（当时我看着看着就硬了），在这里与各位分享。
对于我觉得难理解的词，我给出自己的理解，有不对望大家指正。
Here we go！
对zelda说“我爱你”
https://krdfwa.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m-udSnb8ifA9eYH0OsZVz59v4IuJnIhdhcQwPppumw_wIOLNs0kOmy5u5OZFf0Kcpy1zksVMfSe1QyaxSs-baKcB5yw5eNR7mdYtFJFoJcdX5rzovQQgL-AYa9r2kjuiHbR_VySYuyjU-5-OAJPkd274daaXXC61BrxkuB3ExkV4?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda发现你的地下室里有一堆死掉的黑鬼
https://m7cika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mOtedFjhzyYc2JRLbU4NDF1zeeWVthX52Gl52YvZ8H-tR4SoV9GB_03cPWV6BIJGgOyn5eOPZKVVm6TtNWpgNpZA9DiKOwnpp67injoiII3HoNTaBx6H_DhlTVJT5p6BeqFAVJBF2EF-yMJf_KUo1oS0PfqaTd5Zn_PCPBH-DR4I?width=1002&height=800&cropmode=none
请zelda选择游戏难度
https://mrcika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mw4ighFSHM50tRMYvjbhol_OUsOWMwPZMbgizPZyAVsh3M_BHKCgTkTSvgpNwrNglBy873HQRB90GVO3BehZVatMuTwuCSLUCzPAAcb1Zn_XvP2Az1zb0Gz3OOQef5YfA6E-IAm44aaLkjn_-MP7WELXBBpD5qGypovBBBFLi4jE?width=1080&height=860&cropmode=none
当zelda看到上面这些图的反应（TP的zelda说“你们终于注意到图中SS zelda的舌头了”）
https://nbcika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mGqGqIzs7P9R0wjUnF0F7vt7hL_MClcwnZcnMOR8tI1GcLQG9GE2IXU6-Wyzil16-vkC4gTsSU3CX5_NTKvTRU8jO-7jTxObCxYHJaSq9qzJiQzhoaX8e4kfiqiU8_cwUAEeAgYS74WmmUVPnBIl_5a8BMJ_MaUqJiEafQXyZAiw?width=680&height=544&cropmode=none
向zelda提出分手
https://nlcika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m38wN8Ui127jpKr_U64qoFSPPgf_jcqtT3gGV6zTTRR71sVJK0_cNZVWs5f9D_k-au8cutgQlUdobHZa2vd9c9IH2bscYSJY0ku3BVpQHlzj6niQSD6bhV1ale2ImV5pCmXxYBW_X8tmt4N710gKYOLP85LiZ0fzzgkY4A8NFcFA?width=1575&height=1250&cropmode=none
喂zelda吃taco（taco是墨西哥菜，大概就是把菜放在面饼上面卷着吃）
https://l7cika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mPYKtRca1woLdHj6BwY23viy5LmHT1OQ_3KCHNkWyusV8JHDuLlFb801Ifcr--P93X1JtqNDOWyAPJ-G0HMsJOBJIQ7p5w69neKplZcDj2dHAD7v1kAPkKx9jvI9AZBgsrIZhdo3-qLAkWWInz9s5iYYD67qqDOMH3tqMSRpyYdE?width=600&height=480&cropmode=none
向zelda提出gang交
https://lrcika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m4ERokpkUvbUHdjXkg7ujfVlKgwizCsTcaS0FmBDhr75kd6HUSZ4y1Ae14vyKK03lIs1PUBaU76IrG4UWCvUXvzACnxUr_H3iud_UI8AtoYAZcFmCzSblQ8fEZrb9zDGUN30wCKX3oSP-uXkMsVRfEL4WsYko9PhoHSJCcNePtP0?width=429&height=343&cropmode=none
对zelda说“我爱你”（另一个版本）
https://mbcika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mNbG66hdhspem8IcDUZGBzjXFv4w-guVTB98-ca6ubereui8qESMuYiS86U8wH4Y0efj9rwejLWWfBOk3sULNjANl2NveXys_C48tzTGsdZuBhNyQpfYOVpCPTLeQpidcPSTON0VeWaSSq3SZzbLxOQZpEFfAp_SJnoCqxvWDlrs?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
问zelda你的性格是怎样的
https://k7cika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mNcqXfwmdNlUrZnj1_YgktKrwPVjlHEkwyXtnbEbp3M7e0H-546joTabcqeJJQk7VUUAvrc8DUBip9a-6oj4Lv9DJP64KyxIdGBLEnysjRNgCB_-fivXLD-_z-qRV8PyD5TAdBqnv9eJWgRaiAqDf0flEHXxlt-9FsCwVk8CNcmk?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
让zelda浏览4chan的/mu/板块（/mu/是4chan的音乐版块）
SS zelda 说的drum face指的是 In the Aero**e Over the Sea 这张专辑的封面
WW zelda 说的Cobain是Nirvana的创建者，自杀了
OfT zelda和LoZ zelda说的我也不懂
https://krcika.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mGx7slVLl-lDFcsCzeBHdSbQD2Iyf2KR_IEoeMHPTKy_Op4kEfrrsn8l3L6AWK2En536hb0KPnpn_uKhF_wM5DWfhJQakZGHM3I7pi28UsleVfGTDBLQjSbMpudNEk146xtrKZH9kUiIGCmugD0Yu06szi6reRjZR8C3Mk04eZwA?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当你吮吸zelda的脚趾头
https://m7ajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mPe9tXuF1tmelv7pWAfgHgEHDOJ34i6rJ6wMk5nksgruzRjqQX3QOrY3gqw-9FiwZbVyRPi7f9uZCRTM_i2GbzXWHsLPHLFD8CRlx1k2DNvCyafj3GqSYtAk8u2G9w7dq0Sbl81dZ_-e8N2mM3qo02TccN6AEDPBDTvEnAr-CS5w?width=1024&height=823&cropmode=none
当zelda掏出了她的扶他大屌
https://mrajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mj22E1RqbmnRHJavTBW5vk_xM6tNk-bPOo9NXTGz_R4pGCRjW_18yWGCRJcZ-YcYDpy4MgKtphzSYnev22CcntAWwX5UPDMRJhqwVLuU6S672XlkQzmxcP5xr_qjFm7WWXVnBN4JF56SWxu3FlYvHd_zO6KBZHRYC2D5GZ4iz0ZM?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
当zelda知道了你的特殊性癖
WW zelda说的是“我的腋下一点都不萌”
https://nbajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mdG6kwb6odTTlaUkCz3lOS4lDxjrW2Ior5BUj29p5arr_Z1hIh8tmKJz2tGvg9B8heZ4YEshY3v5XwGUWLSZwcW5d9yNVA3tefROBUAkRaU66SN3gZZi21D9WNXECieeJuESpxeM2cFdtWXz-iFi2x3tpJ61xU7rRlI8nE8cdqt8?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
当zelda浏览4chan的video game版块时
https://nlajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mf46iBOqhF2B8qymdTReUy_evV8V07i1Pa32cwgP_3UAcrLxBSlGr_0_54Xn4KehPlmaLmsvquZo2CmcvLIjAZ9Zak38OQvh7Doi21yCtXhY29ALSP9fe2geOgM0GnP0oDOd7P3eLwdDsOPIJvrZdOpxPbCiCEstcEKfddqWu8aY?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
问link“你最喜欢的机器人动画是哪一部？”
https://lrajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mnP8BCxOW2VeVfVnzKCiLQl7GVJ2ZNCX_o7QrbYUseZC-1yUfF3FwtBOk7AMz-PvIqchiMuRIZKxhmNXEANCsXsnVFJM-INSeg2XLR-rpRp8MwsBtTG5p1h3NYIIq9Pfc5h6CCcZ9jgbqrYx4CrT7gT-uLX4_HqcjN3wOejt1w0k?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda收到了你送她的礼物
https://l7ajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mC8Q83ce5CntAxkf98dtJKX675sTcWZsBkPy7Yy7930j40HU_zPfX1bghWgW_MBuVz9cQ3P2JLZ0EVLy00Mj3S_Z8P2GQiq5-Oo1X5ukB-V04Dsct2RUWjo0fglgqV0sh_KS67d9fU7ZAMMJKKm5ZKYbbS9FvmgGwJnxa4XpzZtQ?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
问zelda “你对图中SS zelda的舌头有什么看法？”
https://mbajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mbh9UO_CLbwyb_BScXVgk8JgRUlTShEVSIN1NNqBXZ5a72OxMpkLJabj3QdMU4c_uZA-fKXOaPbK2zjC70r5bdessDHMSxRPuZOOBCDhTaJdWe2kH9q7dludZ1qQLTjwD8YLKQ-ju_C3uo5DFC726_gvRGVh6AH1X-aa60Lg7bSg?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
当zelda玩其他版本的的塞尔达传说时
https://mlajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m3TZfsO6D4XKyUjRVpG4Ckpxj4-eJL5m72peqjXzlKls4YSO642H6H3WrfHJDhUhOm3yhminwnhkpZ7Kry5s-Z3vEYCu-CZ9WNX2ARAQoxJuSTf7KHzCZxLyPclosOI1xe8C9t_1OWpQIF6ioxOKHOic2SgvfDm57CRj_If-ENFc?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当你告诉了zelda你最喜欢的游戏是哪一款
A Link to the Past zelda 说的ninja是Metal Gear里的
OfT zelda 说的是文明
https://k7ajbq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mWY7RE_rKW2JELi2vYWD3kr24u99wU3raI2CQ8FaNEx9XvtbOpy7UZd2fhfeVGAzEkQLIhnzQef1lXVDKzsLWKYqZNKw5rTlS6GJgQLvIbgnLe3MyV1BSL-6Wh5OdiZm6-q_EkF9Pmvt9mmMnSIqmTZFngJN9KqEJzfhkpp4Gv3w?width=992&height=798&cropmode=none
喂zelda吃香蕉
https://m7cpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3miGPt3Sbe7dDf161nte_xalDX30UGCbnOSlFGzze31JVsxgLGpDJOos7TARbOyO9dlA9Mf4rI_NRG_YRR5fdaxdI9welkax6w23_iWYyWW7FtdNTtV5m0GsTEmWMD_uR6JamytDsrsrPrt4cxNIC485fez9FSNIIW65CjW0DS8yc?width=498&height=400&cropmode=none
当告诉zelda月球要落到地球上了
https://mrcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m-UsVs5DJvUBUmlTKezlSapF0tqszl3L-0ndirq3oumYi39wKHiNThwvDurUNRFNzgK6gnCNJR1UQlCiVsapO-mTqc-mGGy6IKrcdApoARIF6IijsNEGsWoaHGL_xmeQBrWecdD6xFN7rQPXco-y0rXh2yjIeYpeD26merW_mbO8?width=992&height=801&cropmode=none
当zelda知道你预定了一份披萨
https://nbcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mqZQV5BCYXsg5oh52SulXswCKm9SJ2ao1qfomJihpiYTzSc4UTMzwpptyBnE4odiXbL3ADZwj_uquu--q2MWGTW-LPLzHt9zApSdJdEsnw9W7xlmTKhliUZ1xxRKzFubh4yPmAQyKQHTo4p02BEPfN2TixMyQla3S4uc5Jru7fz4?width=597&height=493&cropmode=none
zelda背地里偷腥，被你当场捉奸
关于TP zelda说的“Groose is loose” 见这里 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/grooses-theme-goes-with-everything
https://nlcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mSIyyY1wYaSkpQekCyAdjlNqnJvKTDsegfKUlet_ZEzAumxlv8G6pA53wtgds8XjKzaQ1D0xo-p69GP31GrAvvZeoXb6eavE5Pure4rpnGLzFmDIsI8smhnvMIAUYevjT5zzG5oLDnFhzpt9ynStIV_Nig4WMcq1QNcxXII80FEk?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
让zelda描述jing液的味道
https://l7cpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mohPpqjZKBvwmO5-OfySIk6Owu1H_P8jx1uAMS1znBJPnRGzrNVCfYqem4wbhyAXPgZaFfqzE7-sjvkQGkFy2f7YUtl98Pw4gMRwatjCtmJpX1ZYdG45tLVfRBL6MycLsTsOczRhNZ9DKXo-K_Dpanr1PkSscNCxF_BJBQjdhgAs?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda看到了你的battlestation
battle station指的是你打游戏的环境，包括你的电脑桌，显示器，机箱，外设，操作系统等等。
Gentoo是一个linux的发行版，特点是package默认要本地编译，而不是直接下编译完的二进制文件，是比较专业的发行版。
dragon dildo是 女性（或者基佬）自慰用品，形状像龙屌。
https://lrcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mseyIKjzKOeIhGYx6o6lW4J-4tlrkYHZsfv-1yog_XLmDb1VzYciLiN_d-xE9MBL3rsZ1udSEZQ83QaH5vb_22YD4FV-B2bNklYtXwsIlyuvb5uttF4AsD4t5sPRAMnAbMKYqCYvEnOQDwC-B8XQB0cHPOhL6nRXtrnLOIWBPdC0?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda跟你一起玩游戏
TP zelda说的fag, faggot等词都是指基佬
https://mlcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m8iZdCUgLQ1tyVIhGrtN0RGN3QkQ-IS_OCKEAy8ST7Uj3jj87G6FMnfEim3nlJJfZU9ajU-Q2zcZlFIayqm8nDArm5dTWgbK0eQm-5yZo2hk_94w4IxN5qC9fw6_nP6AxdZzohBOYklS5V7wFZOIWNem7D1enYBGv1yWoFvk--AY?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当你给zelda舔下面
PT zelda扶他了
https://mbcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mdo__W-s9PQsJrd0ns2YpeP1luoPoCJ8cMbg6k9GqqCe0ajjJ1o-wXe02slD4QIpRGj7w91JOWCnERiPW1BG3804FklLmXDnBjuJxlJgTkuRz3td70xof8Vgel1w7F_ISszKqVggLKcWl7QDRhNzurM2PML4lc1c4a422DnTcNR4?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda一不小心暴露了她的秘密
https://k7cpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3ml2e8f-uZN76tJT7H029ZZjTKwVqw_tlnY-G8QmzzoGcFcxGK1VqBCv-mRNZ-oFoUGPyPZkTHV5Qh7MskKjli8fwtcMiWq9hWqUWVa3MOocVzICL_vAT-DHLGkEQA6gOqqyhq4obFToqKE20ewTQiBtV6ownVQyFogCgkICxwO8U?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当你掏出bo起的ojinjin给zelda看
https://krcpeq.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mRVnRLH98pST0VqDK1Vh6kuREzUbbvNDHyhxXwVZ4m1zikTo2WW6sicU0kMnY1hyaoulthVyfsE3-EBJSX7CKS3Yk-yLp8_Za8qaPZqCGhyCr4twZK00Z50w1qyVv2weH6o632uH_Gww33SqYXxl52kOUEPw9pObVE0O9igTqBfI?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当你走进厕所的时候看到zelda在如厕
TP zelda说的bumpkin 见楼下s1老司机解释
https://m7bz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mzFs6W1T1pr2xP7GMZDQ41dsWxw1WfKzno2piy9XPzgZIRlWGKuPDFSn9PccgddYxsfyGTg8Wk5LtN_FATQAf9iwPMnEpUtc1Tmy8xXSv7qskH7yge0j5CJWbRMIRXFaD8Rr5jSbBp505UaBCp22bymJsJSVduSjQAFmlUoaGU_k?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
要求zelda假扮一下猫
https://mrbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mQ8kUU2chIxAQSV7Lva1Q7oEl0tgJN-aVpvf5Dnr4ZPP-JehQJVsxBBv2ayGZNt4RbS-pAc8xiE0ooufRRLdWOYGbxJzPJLAAVG7NGXK1wFEHSY3Gh3g4uoRQK8ANEhx34fUE9F0_o-jK6Am3g1-xM_FmbP_6lcFMxmrRjiqlKg8?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当你的咸猪手在zelda身上乱摸
https://nbbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3myiDJava6s9witjUAva-S3aVCFRULlwq44EbnDJAtsGikN5UYPtIXpLlqVXTqN_zfxws9lLiFXX8RQGezuKlbs1MyylTJlzRxbJoQkglQnqOxERJ_hdx6XKR7_Uc1NXxtWHRijlYjBkLvhIJRL8mnKmGEXFHhciBp2FyvlAeKTrE?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当你给zelda看你未bo起的ojinjin
https://nlbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mjcqcidIb7ifSKbMtzHSQQpHTREQigqs2_27lodWrk4nkDsjBnQJEyiApUZZb9jAMHjo0kF9BANYJNweD19swzuSdWVYtksvCJRfB--P6kDvMyURa-gb65c6vyYBH5KrY_rx4sOQkDG95giU72BRVpr2u7TmIcqEdRNRN8V_OegQ?width=1000&height=1140&cropmode=none
当你插zelda的菊花
https://lrbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mWouQ9HpSsMiM2asJ_GBqhN7K4jWdKQWv-xRhAftmViWKIWG6UK6LwbOrRDqdeyTxIEehrONlIMShpOuvIfnrg2Oe-_XSDnwfELEzw7C1Ran_FQB6ZsNSYn7mJ-ffLTHZOK_aG6Firmqz0x7vBqr7u_POvMVu3EqUgzPPsk-JNrk?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
zelda对自己作品情节的反应
TP zelda说的Looney Tunes指的是兔八哥
https://mbbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mzLqOauI2xC3b6Rbh72-7kuTEPyQcJFo7tfuo7IVpm6mWefvHYNn1sm7fZyQv4I381Y5Cv973HumEmy1j30yG-h8A3G_5PEiw_onJ3Ir-vlnOukPWz8_NHek_7cIbrEub0-zGjK_SfhjNN9haTsmHkZa2raGaD51qcWkwfPHpZkI?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda发现有粉丝拍了关于她的**
https://l7bz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mhvR1c3tyJg54e3IR3bi7JsGXavqEm3HNWOgKZX6coJEKk75MoA0wyaoIcji9xoSeCyMMXIQH-KCNct1rfcidZkH3tiwyhjPMgoMUQi0b1zQcOjIoOgteMNHbB2QaHjh7oEemF4fta-qof1W4zA9IC4ozAhD88TznjIoG1v37FcE?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当你救了zelda
https://mlbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3miKAYAdE9ZqGCvR06ZgOkRyTaqHsU1kBQjrU2Zh-6-k2Is6Unqh8zICKmIhcwIFknv1cnZbn0IoNce9hUhX3G46d6Dh1rAgYq-ql-W02kZnjl8Q6Dis6XuVYbE2FZSYXiYE1KEvaPEH-uredKmnOgdztxopNs2J7PwER3YGkLfjE?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当你对zelda说“你也是”
https://krbz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mmUh3LwMKNFsL7B8VBw-8Uf0xGuJekpV8_0vKNDYDAvyXDfCTA2W8gLdiGxLLNuYid08iG-DwYM2_tiMhhS5Y1JSvvX416JtXMriuvQTIvJIuPXmuB5N77zivt2XdmTMBnBZDqqYLyClAOXx0a0hSuuqEbRUCQfKYwHDc8t48aSo?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
zelda评价自己出现的塞尔达传说
https://m7dmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3msBvr9d3T65SyGcAcpJuzX9RMI4Bd5As-7D_5xmd4hcEvWAPJ8pkrm88W4t-FQhXWCgH7XhHMagT1owQUAAMn_p0jbcLtQUggk_l1EsDvFzrB_dhtz-IPv2hU2Bcsy0Ba1O9jF1CU78tPY1f-ZJ6CKPy6CYcELBrLIlwDZYq82lA?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
当zelda碰巧撞见你在给一个男人口jiao
https://k7bz7g.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mbTs6hSwYcd9bZFOJVP5vaCsGjSSTXH2UqObPPSF9tG8GRS3Lu2pADlMISX7GYnRht-Phj46C-XJos22Nz8Xv2Dbudp85XB8BMjK77A4l3_E1RCTp9W6FkFVBz2yKBSVOXvMmF0xmqCQZIbnLvpmNyKngTM8fx8_e8-rAgzM6j_8?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
zelda玩守望屁股
https://mrdmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mlv30ddzn-x6nzZY17L4M0qkUjxvrOz2Qkv1i_X-ncNuVjTpgDfLgm-2P1uu9lwUjyUSx3NwtdsJGrBrYyvfgb6HLHfOKMtC5O4lc15V8G2t7bIZMaZyH-MbjYsK9xRss52rxadZVljdwwuFjv7SISD3qGWUzKLKt5FE905Tmj4c?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
“你会嫁给我吗?”
https://nbdmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mKmeqfW5HHErlHkD6fyOP7VZXvNXGB6-WkVB_OV6V560fbCmeh2RT9cR2p2_45FXnquMtvJXKf7kp6PP73F5nQnL9XcjY2lzZaykheqx05Pi92riNi4lLjfYEwiXEvDRTznx9CuafkrfCzCcNxH7yopCzkNymJMBooXXrIqk1PWg?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当你告诉zelda“如果你有ojinjin就完美了”
https://nldmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3miDDzgQQnKVEDDHtJVv0ftI58xoYDfjXgJS-MLMnG2GDCaxAQMghGBBFAPXxm3SFZSC5a7q8vQQwo50j6oJTQAz6Vl4ooNW5XCO3w0epBOD_Oac3AMe9ByIeErcHMkbP0xpM6gwhOPdglwE0xjenDRqOMPjJjZA7CTx3S_B1lCh0?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
zelda发现了你藏片的文件夹
https://l7dmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mITdszh5jLnJ3F7VPX4CGhlCRcyf9R0XkpbXNnIlQCAvDisosp3h5YUVLGSJKzvw14SoulV7ZN9rOGUTIIi1KLdwTcu9hJ4ioS_tLMhV_lIrLGNyOVlzf8tJ-97_izNVPFJeClvGkJmfnx3iwsbfpe18pqPsJKheQ4_nnPJd79KY?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
zelda在跟其他男人papapa，被你当场发现
https://lrdmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mDRRqJ3kzfMPJEHi_OqsPfOL64zI26kjy60_QhSf32R8AdeL2d0Pjz8paYn30oh8FIrrSwXOxJM6skfr-PqMwOv81cLDU-exlsBcx47X13Bsz1ni8OWkMGw6KXaRh_lDqXUKNBiO1B-48-M5NdJmOxCjX-B2LBuLEhfbAwjHENps?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
zelda发现你以为她不爱你(你的爱很孤单)
https://mbdmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mUrjDEERkQiku5QMvcI_mdyrM3Fx5Bcn_LOhQrUpu-F3keeJyhdgRBqB-_r6Gk9vfUzNOdT5s4rraVEVUHgZ0Ii6gpqKYXh_H9xYWX94RupWqpfqV6Q8EAo2dqCJ2FmZBy1c9bGsd5N5ASgGUXJ4VVoTuQhF5t-mmilQo-D1Vd_g?width=1000&height=800&cropmode=none
问zelda想玩什么游戏
https://mldmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3m2LVDWB7cDoH7MQJBq2YB4w_zw0xQUEDLDdkOlZaGGcILjPoAU_Ovikt7Is4vtoDHM1SXcYCVYsqSpoGdEpBTlRrGQRq1e_HgA7XDsP8HKGi5_hbY3OOY3fzZ7apryiLK_uiQqkjReC4aj7bYA7SgeKJlNjemJ-Z1D-4GnHTCmWc?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
问zelda “喜欢 traps 就是 基佬吗？”
traps指的是专门勾引男人的人妖或者女装侠
https://k7dmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mdyQr293-5wquUgXAO6N_fWWzJRGBF8_GWGuIJQNyDoVZSILjW8GrHEntzuf7Lr7RgdtOhoW4ZvdiYDPpeG0kw2FxJgojS8dErQrljyLwx-q7yxkRXFIKSoO335YuCqLz-9Qz-X2NnG21RQPhgUV0pZ0qW2rxCYHovROJUBsM158?width=995&height=800&cropmode=none
当你一不小心颜she了zelda
https://krdmbw.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mn6OS0kLmtPkg9wULAVuSKD7ylM6vPNPS_4nON_FE43i2vp1SfplmEpyoL2HVpyscKY3ZyQjGEH-_Bq3eazRBzIU_W-n8nlM4iUfInUixHNXKs-LdYMDbb0Bgy8Yy39ScpKYhBFo065gJYEChPUDJTWOa_Rcw0YNIGIJjQ-AOD9M?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
对爱丽丝（FF7）死掉的反应
https://m7bnfa.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3msdahDHZhOeaIikh3VY2iYnp3bweTbEG1m9t9oEyv-vZkRSoh56gHDY3bX0yyf7XZTXh24KCInZgWapWSIJwrF4ZgP3UjoOD35DsHgQdQQYDmOGydoGUpCc08ZKUGq5-egh96R9Qm-QIPf07hrzARASYH9RnWBIeJN7tiJF_zg8o?width=1006&height=800&cropmode=none
当你要求这个版本的zelda与其它版本zelda与你一起搞乱jiao party
https://mrbnfa.by3302.livefilestore.com/y3mLO9F83EC-7EHByPCarXkaLwl9sUuUaNdd7OwSQU0ecTuZxlmnqRONal01-5WRaTz2NN3uDMHLbDg_94Cv1BIsL0SsWjSsPXOSp1y_flquEIkilVB0oPNVi7ZKwzQNxibsSQPAzCT0pa7sFvye31xTnH8u0jW2y8c2hdXjIcYUpo?width=995&height=1139&cropmode=none
就是这么多。有一些图比较下限需要编辑的话请通知我。
最后祝大家看得愉快。
编辑：修正错误，onedrive链接：https://1drv.ms/f/s!Al5ttXOxQbqXtArXmhM2ZouwYGN1
—— 来自 Sony E6683, Android 5.1.1上的 S1Next-鹅版 四斋蒸鹅心 百变塞尔达 心头小鹿撞 发表于 2017-2-12 04:30static/image/common/back.gif
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音乐版的Floral Shoppe 是蒸汽波的代表专辑，而蒸汽波比较趋近于一个meme（虽然有点过气）
——发送自S1 Pluto 2.5 我还在想怎么这么基了.. 然后突然想起来, 那叫林克.. 塞尔达是公主..
http://i.imgur.com/Cod1zGl.jpg TP的ZELDA默认是扶她么 刚通了tp想吐槽一句
tp的塞尔达哪有存在感啊 给我换成米德娜呀！ 能不能别把灵魂轨迹版赛尔达送上来？ 纠正一下:blumpkin是指拉屎时别人帮你blowjob…… 天剑和TP的塞尔达感觉就是两个极端2333 为什么TP的公主会有大雕
蛮好玩的，楼主求打包啊 真期待新作的塞尔达出来以后会怎么玩呢
“被问及对于BOW塞尔达的大脑门的看法时的反应”
—— 来自 OnePlus ONEPLUS A3000, Android 7.0上的 S1Next-鹅版 小规模暴死 发表于 2017-2-12 14:02
纠正一下:blumpkin是指拉屎时别人帮你blowjob……
可以的，这很S1 TP Zelda 格外的冷静 ww那个漫研部风格 哇，TP的这个扶她设定太棒了
----发送自 Xiaomi Redmi 3S,Android 6.0.1 GJ那个牛，TP公主笑死我了 送全世界任豚去集中营吧，联合国秘书长！ 小规模暴死 发表于 2017-2-12 14:02
纠正一下:blumpkin是指拉屎时别人帮你blowjob……
学到了 我一直以为带绿帽的那个小人就是塞尔达 ajunsama 发表于 2017-2-12 09:05
刚通了tp想吐槽一句
tp的塞尔达哪有存在感啊 给我换成米德娜呀！
系列中最坚韧的塞尔达，身上的氛围很让人着迷，我非常喜欢TP的塞尔达，超过TP的真女主米德娜 Limp dick那个，看上下文应该是不举而不是未举（但能举）
----发送自 LGE Nexus 5X,Android 7.1.1 喷了，简直可以。 TP好棒啊····· tp到一半直接变扶她了
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